Saturday, February 24, 2007

You know how they always say, don't by clothes too small for you in the hopes that it will motivate you to lose weight because it never works? Well it ALWAYS worked for me. Until I decided to become a fatass.

Now that I'm deciding NOT to be a fatass, do you think I should buy this fanny pack (I cannot believe I just typed that phrase) to inspire me to work out?

What if I bought it as surrogate Official Liza Minnelli Tour paraphanalia?

3 comments:

Mother Goose said...

Yes buy it baby!

Sherpa said...

you had me at surrogate liza minelli paraphernalia

Steve said...

If you bought and wore this, I'd be LESS likely to talk to you than due to any ass girth. :)